Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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