Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
do nipples grow back?
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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