their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
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