Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
