What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
This is classic penis vs brain.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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