She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
my being single is dangerous.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
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you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
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Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
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