That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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