whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
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you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
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I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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