you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
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You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
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Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
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