PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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