please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
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she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
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I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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