help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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