yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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