its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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