wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
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while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
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You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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