super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
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