Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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