Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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