Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
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Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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