Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
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You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
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My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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