There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
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her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
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yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
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my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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