I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
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Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
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How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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