was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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