The brown eye won't let me do that either.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Randomize
