dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
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my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
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Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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