There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
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It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
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I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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