I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
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screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
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I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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