how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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