Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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