I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
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Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
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If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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