She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I FOUND THE LEGS
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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