i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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