Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
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