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i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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