i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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