My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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