Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
It's official drugs can't kill me
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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