There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
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