somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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