Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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