Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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