how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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