Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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