I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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