he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
Randomize
