Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Just puked most of my soul out..
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