It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
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wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
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Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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