i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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