Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
Randomize
