I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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