I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
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I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
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The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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