yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
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i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
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The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
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