He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
