Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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