you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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