Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
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OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
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What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
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