you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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