we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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